I apologize to my future wife Kristen Stewart for finishing second on this list. K-Stew is my girl; she is the best looking girl in Hollywood and I do not understand what she sees in that nerdy costar she is dating (I refuse to mention his name). She is naturally beautiful and is super awkward on camera which makes her seem normal and definitely makes her hotter. Although she is too short for me and would probably think I am super dumb, there is no question I would make out with her under the mistletoe.
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