Last week, the mag "Life & Style" put together a baffling cover story of contradictions and conspiracy to explain how Robert Pattinson had “dumped” Kristen Stewart.
Worn out by those contrivances, Life & Style keeps it simple this time, taking a Pattinson interview and pretending it means something it doesn’t.
“Robert: I Want Out,” blares the headline, which is curious, considering Life & Style insisted just seven days ago that Pattinson was already “out,” so to speak. But whatever.
“Rob’s trying to distance himself from the only thing left tying him to Kristen Stewart,” explains the tabloid. “The Twilight franchise itself.”
Oh, this is gonna be good.
“In a shocking June 18 interview with The New York Times, Rob said he can’t wait for the movie series to run its course,” reports the mag. “‘It can get a little boring,’ said Rob, referring to the cultural obsession with him and his big-screen vampire romance. ‘The good news is that the whole thing is done in seven months.’”
What’s “shocking” here? Pattinson has stated previously that the Twilight process can be exhausting.
Well, Life & Style sees the quote as more dramatic… and code for something else.
Seven months, the mag explains, is when Pattinson will “be done filming the final installment, Breaking Dawn — and, of course, when he’ll no longer have to see Kristen every day on the set.”
Um… What?
So when Pattinson told the New York Times he looks forward to finishing Breaking Dawn, what he really meant, according to Life & Style, is that he can’t wait to get away from Kristen Stewart?
Uh huh.
But wait! The article gets even less rational!
“With Kristen out of the picture, it appears that Rob can’t wait to retract his fangs from Twilight and focus on other ventures,” says the tab, which lists “the drama Water for Elephants, with co-star Reese Witherspoon, and an indie flick, Bel Ami, with Uma Thurman.”
Of course, Pattinson is currently filming Water for Elephants, and he already filmed Bel Ami – and he still has Breaking Dawn down the road to “focus” on.
We know focusing on more than one thing is difficult for Life & Style, but actors manage to do it all the time.
Second, was Kristen Stewart keeping Robert Pattinson from doing non-Twilight work? Because apparently, he didn’t need Stewart “out of the picture” to make Water for Elephants, Bel Ami and Remember Me.
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Worn out by those contrivances, Life & Style keeps it simple this time, taking a Pattinson interview and pretending it means something it doesn’t.
“Robert: I Want Out,” blares the headline, which is curious, considering Life & Style insisted just seven days ago that Pattinson was already “out,” so to speak. But whatever.
“Rob’s trying to distance himself from the only thing left tying him to Kristen Stewart,” explains the tabloid. “The Twilight franchise itself.”
Oh, this is gonna be good.
“In a shocking June 18 interview with The New York Times, Rob said he can’t wait for the movie series to run its course,” reports the mag. “‘It can get a little boring,’ said Rob, referring to the cultural obsession with him and his big-screen vampire romance. ‘The good news is that the whole thing is done in seven months.’”
What’s “shocking” here? Pattinson has stated previously that the Twilight process can be exhausting.
Well, Life & Style sees the quote as more dramatic… and code for something else.
Seven months, the mag explains, is when Pattinson will “be done filming the final installment, Breaking Dawn — and, of course, when he’ll no longer have to see Kristen every day on the set.”
Um… What?
So when Pattinson told the New York Times he looks forward to finishing Breaking Dawn, what he really meant, according to Life & Style, is that he can’t wait to get away from Kristen Stewart?
Uh huh.
But wait! The article gets even less rational!
“With Kristen out of the picture, it appears that Rob can’t wait to retract his fangs from Twilight and focus on other ventures,” says the tab, which lists “the drama Water for Elephants, with co-star Reese Witherspoon, and an indie flick, Bel Ami, with Uma Thurman.”
Of course, Pattinson is currently filming Water for Elephants, and he already filmed Bel Ami – and he still has Breaking Dawn down the road to “focus” on.
We know focusing on more than one thing is difficult for Life & Style, but actors manage to do it all the time.
Second, was Kristen Stewart keeping Robert Pattinson from doing non-Twilight work? Because apparently, he didn’t need Stewart “out of the picture” to make Water for Elephants, Bel Ami and Remember Me.
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