'Vampires Suck' EXCLUSIVE Clip: Bella Swan Should Take Self-Defense Lessons From Frank Crane

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The next few weeks are big ones in the world of music and movie releases—particularly for the Blu-Ray and DVD markets hoping to capitalize on all the holiday shopping happening. Personally, I'm a big fan of DVD/Blu-Rays as gifts. They make great stocking stuffers, and they're perfect for last-minute occasions! But I digress...all this talk of DVD releases is to remind all you Crushers that today's big release is the other vampire-centric movie of the year, "Vampires Suck." To celebrate this excellent occasion, we have an EXCLUSIVE clip for your viewing and LOLing pleasure.

In this scene, "Becca Crane" gets a self defense lesson from her father. I'd like to point out here how funny I find the leading characters' names to be. Those who've seen the film already know, but Becca Crane? Come on, that's funny! Her last name is a bird too! Like "Twilight" leading lady Bella Swan. So pun-ny. And Edward Sullen? Jacob White? I love it. Anyway, in the clip, Becca's dunderheaded dad announces to his daughter that a body was discovered drained of all its blood, full of bite marks, so there is a killer on the loose.

"The blood was drained from his body and he had multiple bite wounds all over his neck, you know what that means?" Papa Crane asks. "The Kardashians are in town."

He then instructs Becca to mace him for practice and then kick him where he "breeds." (He might say "breathes" or "bleeds," but it sounded like "breeds" to me.) Naturally Becca doesn't hold back at all and lays into her dad with the mace and a painful kick.

"You got the franks and beans there," Dad sputters out. "Good for you!"

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