1/04/2011

E! News’ Ted Casablanca – Bitch-Back: Scandalous Robsten Scenes to Come!

Dear Ted:
Happy New Year, I just viewed an interview with Kristen Stewart who stated as expected both Breaking Dawn parts will be PG-13, no surprise there. However, I’d like to make a request…Can the DVD release have two versions? One PG-13 and a second version that’s restricted for the adult Twi-fans? There’s enough money in this saga to afford a few extra R-rated scenes isn’t there? To make the Twi-moms happy?
—smunroe

Dear Don’t You Know It:
Summit’s not stupid. Expect more skin in the B.D. DVD releases—in fact, count on it ‘cause heaven knows there was plenty for director Bill Condon to pick from. And wasn’t that just brilliant? Not bossing Robert Pattinson and Kristen around so they’d just let themselves go? He’s smart enough to know that even though his stars don’t like to smooch for the paps, they love it when their cameras are rolling.

Dear Ted:
Is there trouble in paradise for Robsten? We know they spent New Year’s Eve at the Spyglass pub, but according to a fan who was there, there was no PDA involved at all, no kiss at midnight. It doesn’t even look like they spend much time together. Please, Ted, check your sources and give us a honest update.
–Heather Raven

Dear Stop Being So Nikki:
Listen, Heather, check out what we said yesterday, Rob and Kristen were just being their usual chill selves; it’s what they do best (well, one of the things they do best). But do you really want these two on-the-sly lovers to get sloppy for every Twitter-happy fan in the joint? Well, I know it’s what you want, but let’s get real. Plus, one picture out there looked like R and K locked lips at some point!

Dear Ted:
Seriously, Ted? Robstein need to keep it quiet? The rest of the crew throw their relationships in our faces? Where do you come up with this stuff? The rest of the crew have taste and don’t hide it but don’t encourage it. This love you have for Stew is over the top and just creepy! Please for 2011 stop kissing the Stew’s ass and be more truthful with the truth lies and awful whatever. I use to be entrained by you but just cringe when I see you write anything about Robstein or PRstein. You are pretty neutral with most other stars what is up with you?
–Mary Bolender

Dear Kosher Rant:
Fine for you to complain, I get it. But, get your shots straight when you do, babe. What’s with this Robstein stuff? They’re the hottest rebel couple around, not a Jewish law firm.

Dear Ted:
Instead of asking you a drama-filled question, I thought I’d keep it fun. Out of all the Cullen couples from Twilight, which pair would be the least likely to hang together in real life and why?
–bubbleyumsteph

Dear Game Time:
You should have asked about least likely wolf couples. Now that would have been fun to play around with.
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